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EvilGayomi

The Witch's
Adventure Log

Live dispatches, chaotic adventures, and questionable decisions.
The Coven is always watching.

✦ Adventures ✦
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About Me
Ongoing · New Response Just Dropped
Learn about the witch.
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D&B Championship Night
April 6, 2026 · Barboursville, WV
Wings, parlays, LED rings, and an accidental $50 power card. The witch prevailed by one singular point.
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Influenced Musings
Ongoing · When the vibe hits
Rambles from altered states. Unfiltered. Unhinged. Authenticated by the universe.
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Mystical Movies
Ongoing · The Witch Reviews
Spoiler-laden dispatches from the theater. The witch has opinions and she WILL share them.
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Next Adventure
Coming Soon · The Coven Awaits
Whatever chaos comes next will be documented here.
✦ About Me ✦
New Response Just Dropped ✦
Wait, Did I Introduce Myself???

Alright, I've done a few things on the blog, but have I told you all about what I like to do? Actually?

Shit. Apparently not. Well, let's get started, then.

At my core, I am a gamer. My first ever video game was Super Mario 64 and I beat it when I was five years old. Regrettably, I sobbed uncontrollably when I beat the game because I didn't know that all you had to do was restart the console to play it again. I thought my copy was toast. In the modern day, I find myself playing games like Overwatch, Final Fantasy XIV Online, Pokemon and yes, even Fortnite. We're past the phase of hating on people for playing it, right?

I design tabletop card games for fun. They typically end up staying as prototypes, but one project, Tales of Naomi, I got to the playtesting phase and I never felt more alive. Designing a game and then watching to see how people interact with it is arguably the best part of this entire process. Although, I do wish I could not spread myself out so thin and actually FINISH a project.

I've dabbled in DJ'ing! I did my sets in VRChat and I think I have a really good handle on noting how people feel and adjusting the energy to match. I even uploaded one of my sets to YouTube, which I will attach to this post! At first, I was incredibly nervous about making mistakes. I think what really helped was seeing the big guys on the scene and realizing that even THEY fuck up and they've been doing this for years. People, in VRChat at least, are a lot more understanding when it comes to beginners. Honestly, this set was my first and everyone had a blast!

Just yesterday, I decided to put my singing voice on for the first time. I have attached this small cover of "Alicia" from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 that I made using entirely my voice. I wanted it to have this feeling of dissonance while resolving into unity. I posted it to a few servers on Discord and quite honestly I was expecting a few "lols" and expected it to be one and done. But people genuinely enjoyed it, so I'm putting it here too. Maybe I'll do more of these and make a special section for it!

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Alicia (Gayomi Version)
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Cover

Anyways, that's just a few of the things I do in my day-to-day life. My brain operates on another level sometimes that lets me pretty much do anything I can put my mind to! Except for Vtuber rigging, which sucks terribly and I can't believe someone rigged my Vtuber model in TWO DAYS. Bullshit! A skill that I can't wrap my head around!

Who is ready to party? New response just dropped ramble YIPPEE
✦ The Archives ✦
$50 Power Card W ✦ 10-Leg Parlay L Michigan Won Dan Hurley Lost His Mind
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Welcome, Hexlings. EvilGayomi is officially ON LOCATION for championship game night at Dave & Buster's — and yes, that means unlimited wings, unlimited fries, and unlimited chaos for a flat $30. The witch is clocked in.

This is your live feed. Updates, photos, wins, losses, and wing consumption data will be logged here in real time. Stay tuned. The cauldron is bubbling.

Live Wings ✦ Championship EvilGayomi
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The empty mall

Hello party people — greetings! It is I, EvilGayomi... you can tell by the witch hat! Mhm! So I made a mistake. Immediately. Which isn't hard for me, but it certainly happens.

I was in a very excited rush to the mall to grab my unlimited play card. But it's never that easy, is it? Turns out, the event doesn't start until 7:30 and I can't get shit until then. 3 and a half hours... I'll be walking around for a while.

⏳ Event Starts In
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Until the gates open ✦
Arrival ✦ Mall Vibes Waiting... Pre-Game
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SpongeBob claw machine van

This absolute banger of a song came on while I was hopelessly clinging on to what sanity I had left. I want my damn wings. Thinking a snack run is mandatory.

WITCH VITALS MONITOR HUNGER CRITICAL PATIENCE DEPLETED SANITY SEND WINGS 💀
Starving ✦ Send Help SpongeBob Van??? Snack Emergency
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McDonald's chicken strips and fries

Decided that McDonald's would be the play here. Free medium fry and drink with a purchase of 5 or more! Obvious steal. Decided to get some chicken strips since they're wing adjacent. Tried out the Kpop Demon Hunters Hunter sauce as well and it's pretty nice, although not particularly inspired. It's just a sweet chili sauce.

I'll stick with my GOAT, the Creamy Chili sauce. Anyways, at least I'm fed!

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✦ Achievement Unlocked ✦
Touched Grass (and Chicken)
Consumed calories before the chaos. Wise witch energy.
+50 XP
Fed ✦ Creamy Chili GOAT Wing Adjacent Free Fries W
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LED light-up rings

Oooh, shiny... sorry, couldn't resist. Had some tickets left over from a previous trip and decided to get something that would be fun and festive for tonight's game! Now, I wonder if these will give me good luck with my parlays tonight.

✦   Parlay Luck Rings: EQUIPPED   ✦   🎰   May the odds be ever in your favor
Glowing ✦ Party Mode Lucky Rings Parlay Buff
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D&B table setup

Alright guys, I'm checked in! So before I was seated, the person had me predict the scores to tonight's game. So I predicted Michigan 72, UConn 59. I think UConn will try to slow things down but Michigan will NOT allow it. Regardless, I've gotten my play card and gotten my first set of wings ordered. I am STARVING, despite me having tenders earlier. Who is ready to party?

🏀 NCAA Championship Loading...
Fetching game data...
Gayomi's prediction: Michigan 72 · UConn 59 🔮
Checked In ✦ Wings Incoming Championship Let's Go Michigan
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Two slips in on the championship game. Michigan heavy, spread locked, props loaded. Let's see if the universe rewards the prepared witch. Live tracking every 15 seconds — legs go green when they hit. 🔮

Loading game data...
SGP ⚡ +30% BOOST
$0.15 → $136.65
10 legs · +30% boost
Waiting for tip-off...
SGP ⚡ +30% BOOST
$0.15 → $100.50
10 legs · +30% boost
Waiting for tip-off...
$0.30 In ✦ $237.15 To Win Michigan Spread Witch Money
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The Arena mini game room

Hey guys! So at the moment I'm just passing the time in The Arena — a fun little mini game arena where you can test your reflexes and memory. I apparently have the memory of a goldfish, though...

...and I'm terribly out of shape too. I was terribly out of breath after the rounds got a bit intense. My lungs haven't burned this much since I ran cross country!

❤️ Vital Signs Monitor Patient: EvilGayomi, Witch
72
BPM
Resting Zone "ah yes, a nice warm up..."
Lungs Offline ✦ Goldfish Memory The Arena Send Oxygen
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This song will NOT leave my head. At all. As such, I'm going to jam the fuck out to it relentlessly until tip off.

Cash in cash out cash in cash out cash in cash out...

🧠 Times this has looped in Naomi's head
0x
...and counting. send help.
CASH IN
CASH OUT
Cash In ✦ Stuck In Head Pre-Tipoff Cash Out
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Dan Hurley losing his mind
Dan Hurley looking like he was "on crack getting poked in the ass by a cactus" 💀

No, not the parlays. Nah, those were dead the moment I saw Michigan's initial performance. They were missing ALL of their shots. It was genuinely painful to see. However, my prediction on Michigan winning over UConn was correct and they kept it under!

Oh, right. The victory. So earlier, I mentioned that I had to predict the scores of the game. Well... it turns out only three people actually stayed for the game lmao. But hey! I won! By one singular fucking point, I might add... because another person literally guessed 58-72. Wild!

I learned a valuable lesson tonight. Do not bet on ten leg parlays on college basketball. Because wow, shit can really happen. I had the framework, but nothing quite played out as I expected it. At least I only bet 30 cents!

Highlight of the night, though? Dan Hurley losing his fucking MIND over the sheer amount of fouls his team was getting. Dude looked like he was on crack getting poked in the ass by a cactus.

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Prediction Champion
by exactly one (1) point. iconic.
Michigan
Witch's Pick
W ✓
Result
+1 pt
Victory Margin
🎮   $50 D&B Power Card   🎮
Victory Witch ✦ By ONE Point $50 Power Card Never Betting 10-Legs Again
✦ Influenced Musings ✦
Nothing here yet ✦ Check back when inspired
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The Coven Speaks
Your vote shapes the chaos. Choose wisely, Hexling.
What should EvilGayomi's next adventure be?
✦ Mystical Movies ✦
Spoilers Ahead ✦ The Witch Reviews You've Been Warned
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie — Peach, Toad, and Mario sailing under the stars

⚠️ WARNING: The following post contains spoilers for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. As such, the following content has been hidden by default to avoid ruining the many surprises this movie has to offer.

🔮 Spoiler Territory Tap to reveal the witch's full review

Hello party people— greetings! It is I... EvilGayomi... you can tell by the witch hat! Mhm! This movie was an absolute fucking treat. Despite it being short, it felt much better than the first movie in terms of how much there was to see! Oh Christ, where do I even begin?

Rosalina can throw fucking HANDS. Right at the beginning of the movie, you see her face off against Bowser Jr. and it was pretty badass. But of course, she gets captured. If you were hoping to see more of her, you'd be delighted then want to yeet yourself across the actual galaxy because she spend most of the movie TRAPPED. Her screen time! It suffers! In the movie called SUPER MARIO GALAXY. This was arguably my biggest gripe, they have this amazing fucking character and they just sideline her in favor of...

...FOX MCCLOUD?! Wait, wait, wait. I take it back. Nintendo, I was not aware of your game. (JK, Rosalina got LESS SCREENTIME THAN FOX LMAOOOOO, that's fucking bullshit).

Bowser Jr. was straight up going for KILL SHOTS THE ENTIRE MOVIE. So many times he was this close to decapitating our heroes. But I think what's great is that he has this very clear motivation of wanting to impress his dad and give him the world (literally!). It's really sweet!

Speaking of really sweet, the introduction of Yoshi in this movie is everything. He does cool shit, is smug but sweet and he has fantastic moments that really give him character aside from a dinosaur that you ride on top of and drop to the pits when you need to reach the flagpole.

Princess Peach and Mario's relationship really develops in an impactful way as well. They share really sweet moments together and it all feels natural. Obviously Mario gets the girl, right? However, they made it feel natural! That means something! I'm unsure how hard that is in practice since they have a lot of material to go off of, but their characterizations in this movie are certainly one of the better highlights.

There are SO MANY MARIO REFERENCES. So many more than the first movie. We're talking Odyssey, Sunshine, Mario Maker, Mario Wii... they got it all. Mario fans are eating with this movie with the amount of care that went into capturing the magic of these games on the big screen. They even got the sound design down too! They're not just complete rips of the sound effects, they evolved the texture for the big screen and it's so incredibly satisfying.

I freaked the fuck out over R.O.B. Yeah, I know, why? Well, the significance of their existence in this universe is overshadowed by... IS THAT THE FUCKING PIKMIN?! Yeah, they're doing the fucking Smash Bros. Movie and they're coming up with new movesets with this movie in particular. I REALLY want fresh movesets for the next game. Sakurai, what are you hiding from us this time?!

I didn't cover quite everything, but I really wanted to drive it home that I love the implications of all of these characters existing in this space. We ALL know what's coming next... but WHEN will we know?

Image: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, which came out April 1.

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